Friday, June 29, 2012

Rules for the Cat

The cat is NOT allowed on the furniture.

You've got an issue with furry pillows??  What's YOUR problem??

Surely, you couldn't mean me.  I'm just sitting here looking beautiful.

Doll furniture is still okay, right?  The doll doesn't care if I get fur on HER pillow.  She told me so.

OK, I'll just sit here in the sink instead.  Ewwww.... Someone SPIT in here!!  I think it was that red-headed kid.

OK, the cat can go on the furniture, but NOT on the kitchen counter.

That sounds like discrimination to me.

I told you I didn't touch your stupid Oreos.  Look... they're right over there where you left them.

Alright, the cat can go on the kitchen counter too, just not when I'm preparing food.  Deal?

THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!  I DON'T WANT YOUR YUCKY VEGETABLES, HUMAN.  JUST GET ME THE FANCY FEAST AND NO ONE GETS HURT!

Fine... The cat can go wherever it wants, whenever it wants, as long as it doesn't swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed.

(((tap, tap, tap)))      Hey lady... You up? 

The cat will now be fed at 5:30 in the morning.



Special thanks to my new blogosphere friend Holly Waterfall for bringing this lovely bit of truth to my attention (and to my dear friend Kirsten who posted it in her Facebook feed the following day!) I do not know the true author for attribution.  If you have that information, please let me know so I can credit them accordingly.

Have a great weekend everyone!




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5 comments:

  1. LOL Kelly that was darling! I found that list of "rules" on my Google+ page and had saved it because it was so funny. It was originally posted on icanhascheezburger.com and then reposted to others on Google+. The original author is listed as unknown.

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  2. Ah, yes, the truth comes out: Cats rule the house! They do at my place, anyway. Now, if they'd just pay the rent, too... ;)

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  3. Very cute. Sounds exactly like my house. My Snickers taps on my face, scares the devil out of me, especially when I'm in the middle of a great dream.
    Catsy

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  4. I'm so glad it's not just happening at MY house!!! :)

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  5. awesome interpretation of that!!

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