Les Chatons Miserables

A Story of the Poor Wretched Kittens

As Told By Five Wet Cats

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There was a time when the Lady was kind

When her voice soft

And her words were inviting...

Then it all went wrong.

I dreamed a dream of being dry

When hope was high 

And life worth living.

But the bath time comes again

With its faucet loud as thunder

And it tears my hope apart

And it turns my dream to shame.

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Do you hear the kitten sing?

Singing the song of angry cats.

It is the music of a kitten who does not like taking baths.

When the racing of its heart

Echos the beating of the drums

You take your life in your hands 

To dunk when their bath time comes.

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Watch them run amok.

Catch them as they fall.

Never know your luck when there's a free for all.

Here a little dip

There a little touch.

The wormies will be goners that we won't miss much.

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One day more to revolution.

We will nip her in the butt.

We will scratch at our shampooer

We will make her floors a flood.

Watch us run amok.

We will make you fall.

You never know your luck when there's a free for all...

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Fin

(for now)