"So Henry was wrestling with this mousie... and it was this big."
"Wait, no... it was more like THIS big!!"
"Okay, okay... You caught Henry exaggerating. Maybe the mousie was only this big..."
"Yeah, right. Porter knows all about big, bad Henry the itty-bitty mousie maimer. Word around the litter box is that you're only catching toy mice... and that you eat their tails. Gross."
"What did you say?"
"Eat their tails?? Henry make you eat your words.... Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaaah!"
"Henry will teach you to talk smack like that!"
"I bite your butt!"
"Duuuude... Chillax! You're a big, bad mousie hunter..."
Eloise knows all about those boys. She figures it's about time you knew more about these testosterone filled devil children with whom she shares the front room. Eloise will be introducing you to her brothers one-by-one as the week goes on. :-)