Excuse me, Miguel?
Have you been letting your sisters fix your hair?
"Listen, Lady... How many times does Miggy have to tell you that he has FUR,
"Miggy does his OWN fur, thank you very much. Just a little bit of spit and a box fan is all he needs to make it stand up on end like that."
"Do not judge the kitten. You use a blowy thing on your fur too. Besides... It was HOT today!"
Also, feel free to squee at that tail. I do believe this is the first time I've been able to bring it to you in all of its stripey glory.