A true story...
"So you would like to pay attention to Ruby now, eh?
Ruby KNOWS you fuss over those stupid kittens in that room, you know."
"Roo can't even look at you."
"What's that? You love Ruby better than them? Well, of course you do!"
"Now prove it by petting Ruby on the splotch."
"Come on... a little bit closer. Okay, okay, the Roo will slide in your direction and... "
"Oooph... Ruby meant to do that."
Someone (and I'm not naming names) is ever so slightly jealous of the midgets in the front room. She requests more time and attention be paid to her instead.
No Rubies were harmed in the tumble off the stairs.
Of course you meant to do that Ruby Roo! We know what a master of the stairs you are! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe will never allow her to live that down, will we? Good thing Porter found another forever home. He did the same thing... with the added element of bouncing off the fish tank on the main floor. We'll credit him with the win since he avoided the vet visit.
DeleteYou know Ruby, if you don't feel loved there, you can always pack your bags and come here. I'm very good at splotch kissing
ReplyDeleteLOL @ "the splotch" (love that!)
ReplyDelete~Chris
I adore how she tilts her head to the side and looks at the world upside down. She leads with her splotch as if she's willing you to touch it.
DeleteI cannot resist a kitty wanting love. Ruby is so beautiful, if a little clumsy!
ReplyDeleteI can't either Eileen - Ruby is such a lovely kitty, I don't know how Kelly gets things done around the house as I would be cuddling her all the time! :D
DeleteSilly Ruby-Roo!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Ruby Roo is a cutey-poo! (had to make it rhyme ya know)
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! That is all :)
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