Charlie: "Hey Little Girl! My name is Charlie.
You smell pretty."
Chanel: "Pleased to meet you, Charlie.
But the next time you put your nose this close to Chanel...
Chanel will draw stripes on it with her claws.
Capice?"
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Someone (Miss Abby... ahem) has become quite attracted to the television.
She's not all that interested in football.
You should have seen her with the glittery dresses at the Golden Globes.
(And just look at how wonderful that eye looks right now!)
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Yesterday morning, I heard an unusual ruckus upstairs. Simba was trilling. Ruby was squeaking. Thunder feet were heard from one end of the hallway to the other.
The noise continued. I went upstairs to investigate. I found them, fat senior orange cat and dilute tortie kitten, poised to pounce on the opposite side of a door. And then I realized something...
Simba. Was. Playing. with a kitten!!!!!!!
His kitten. Holy smokes.
And then...
Awwwwwww.....
"You're not going to tell everyone on your blog about this, are you?"
"You don't have to tell everybody Simba's secrets, you know.
You're going to wreck Simba's rep as a tough guy!"
Awww, Simba. The best part about tough guys is that deep down inside, they have a soft, gooey center!
ReplyDeleteAnd he's squishy and jiggly too ;)
Deleteawww - don't worry Simba - everyone knows that tough guys love kittens. it can't be helped :)
ReplyDeletePerhaps Simba is training Ruby to be his minion....or maybe it is the other way around. :-)
ReplyDeleteThey look good together.
Simba THINKS he is the one training Ruby, but in reality SHE is most definitely training HIM!
DeleteCute stuff. Simba, we won't tell anyone else that you have some cute little fluffy friends. Everyone needs friends.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww ADORABLE!! I'm fighting the crud that's going around & I really needed this laugh today so thank you so much! (Found you from Robyn and been reading a while but don't comment enough.)
ReplyDeleteGlad you're here! And feel much better very very soon!
DeleteRuby and Simba sittin in a tree..
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee
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