To make it up to you, I present Upstairs Mama as Downstairs Mama. Enjoy your weekend. I'll be back on Sunday evening.
"Nothing to see here. Just a cat sitting on a piece of furniture in the living room."
"And on top of the kitchen cabinets."
"And across the room on top of the other kitchen cabinets."
"Don't tell anyone else I'm here. They might try to join me."
"And Mama's scoped out this spot all for herself."
"What do you mean, you might as well keep calling me 'Upstairs Mama'?"
"Sigh... A Mama's work is SO unappreciated."
"Who IS that pretty lady?"
"Nothing to see here, kid. Not Upstairs Mama and definitely not YOUR Mama."